I <3 YUI. So do YOU.

This is hard

Revival post. You can thank me later for sprucing up these 3 minutes of your otherwise dull lives.

First of all, so as not to bring up your hopes, I will NOT be regularly updating this blog. Read NOT. It must be said that my life does NOT revolve around blogging nor do I approve of blogging as a safe/healthy pastime. In case of emergencies please exit through the fire exit in an orderly fashion. Thank You.

Before we continue, do allow me to say one thing. YUI > you. Don't forget. Everybody loves YUI. If you disagree you may get out of here now. You may claim my fascination with YUI to be an obsession and I shall do nothing to discredit you. Everyone is entitled to his own opinions no? Unless these opinions are somewhat similar to "YUI SUXX0R5 U N00B" or the like.

May the ranting begin.
So I've read some blogs of my acquaintances and I must say I'm thoroughly shocked. What is with youngsters and bad English? Is it that hard to type in a proper manner? Furthermore, what is with the vulgarities people? Is there so much hate in you that spewing such foul words the best way to let it out? I can give to you so many other ways to take out your anger, however, it would be unbecoming of me. My message for you today, minions, Speak/Type in good proper English. "0mg 1ts a bl0g u n00b gr0w up hahahahaha" you say. I only ask of you, "What the hell are you trying to say?". Why bother typing something to the general public if General Public cannot understand what You are trying to say? The only err... "n00b" I can see is you. Go ahead take offence. I don't care.

It is extremely disheartening to see the youths of our day partaking in such uncouth practices as mentioned above. Is it really a hassle to type "You"? Must you really use "u"? Ok fine, it may relieve a great load on you and give your fingers less work to do. Now explain to me the use of "todae" and "hahax" and "eu" (in place of "you" just in case you did not know.) The last I counted "todae" had the same number of letters as "today" and "hahax" has *gasp* 1 more letter than "haha"! GOD FORBID! Taking it a step further would be "hahaxxxxxxxx". Mysteries of the internet age.

I have recently noticed the amount of insults which students trade these days. I must say I am highly disappointed. Lack of creativity is scary. Must all insults contain a word with a semblance of vulgarity? I'm pretty sure I could write three paragraphs with content so offensive that you'd start tearing and it would not contain a single word of vulgarity. Shocking isn't it?

Moving on, I must say alchohol is interesting when taken in light amounts. Read Light Amounts. Anything more than that can be anything between mildly humourous and downright catastrophic. I again sincerely apologise for any misunderstandings or distress I have brought upon anybody during such times when I intake a little more than the recommended "light amounts". Also, please disregard any rumours/jokes/nonsense that have arised during my semi-unconscious state as they are strictly untrue and not licensed by me.

Take heart people. The revisions are getting you down but I believe that you will survive through this ordeal if you love YUI, which you do.

With that, I bid you farewell. You may not return to whatever you were doing before you were so rudely interrupted.

.Anonymous dreamt at 10:18 PM on Sunday, September 09, 2007

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This is hard